Pattinson was just on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" to promote his new crime thriller "Good Time," which got a six-minute standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival. After a few minutes, Kimmel argued, that extended applause would probably get awkward, but Pattinson pointed out that plenty of films have been booed at Cannes, so they were happy -- once they realized what was happening.
However, one scene that didn't make the final cut of the movie, but will be on the eventual DVD/Blu-ray, shows Pattinson's character sexually gratifying a dog. Yeah. Ew.
Let Pattinson tell the story:
Robert Pattinson: "There was initially this scene -- I don't think I should say this -- but like, my character Connie has this affinity with dogs. And he thinks he is a dog in a previous life, and he thinks he has control over animals. There's this one scene which we shot, which was basically, there's a drug dealer who busts into the room, and I was sleeping with the dog and basically giving the dog a hand-job."
Jimmy Kimmel [laughing]: "That's what you, the actor Robert Pattinson, were doing or that's what the character was doing?"
Pattinson: "It was a character thing. I asked the trainer, because the director was like, 'Just do it for real, man! Don't be a p*ssy!' And the dog's owner was like, 'Well, he's a breeder. I mean, you can. You just gotta massage the inside of his thighs.' I was like, 'Just massage the inside of his thighs?' I didn't agree to do the real one, so we made a fake red rocket."
Kimmel: "You made a fake dog penis. Wow, Hollywood is a great place. It really is. If you get a chance to send your kids to film school..."
Pattinson: "It was fun. It'll be on the DVD, actually."
Both guys kept cracking up through the story, so ... apparently that's funny? At least he refused to actually do it for real. That director, though.
Watch the clip:
"Good Time" opens in select theaters on August 11.
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